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Leckers

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classic kc lines...
« on: Thu, Oct 20, 2016, 15:42 PM »
"you'll have slapped
her bare arse on the
formica top" - always
makes me snigger loudly.

czefski

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #1 on: Thu, Oct 20, 2016, 15:55 PM »
That's belter right enough, I'll go with the more understated

'you kept the biscuit tin in spate
In the event that I un-left..
you again'

Lavinia

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #2 on: Thu, Oct 20, 2016, 17:37 PM »
Jumping at the cat with nothing on - mee ow!

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #3 on: Thu, Oct 20, 2016, 18:15 PM »

"Your city looks better, through my rear view mirror.
As it disappears from the heights of .........LARKHILL."

"Been to town, spent a few pounds, on nothing you need know about."

"Peter Rabbit Tea."

I got ma sel a hammer oot, an smashed they rocks tae fuq
Yons when the bhoy shouts Jesus Christ yave pummelled Burt in a shacks"


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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #4 on: Fri, Oct 21, 2016, 02:30 AM »

"Your city looks better, through my rear view mirror.
As it disappears from the heights of .........LARKHALL."

"Been to town, spent a few pounds, on nothing you need know about."

"Peter Rabbit Tea."

"I got ma sel a hammer oot, an smashed they rocks tae fuq
yon's when the boy shouts "Jesus Christ yiv pummelt wir inukshuks" "

Sorry, I couldn't go to my bed until I'd sorted a couple of lines there.

Deegers

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #5 on: Fri, Oct 21, 2016, 07:58 AM »

"Your city looks better, through my rear view mirror.
As it disappears from the heights of .........LARKHALL."

"Been to town, spent a few pounds, on nothing you need know about."

"Peter Rabbit Tea."

"I got ma sel a hammer oot, an smashed they rocks tae fuq
yon's when the boy shouts "Jesus Christ yiv pummelt wir inukshuks" "

Sorry, I couldn't go to my bed until I'd sorted a couple of lines there.

Analogue autocorrect...... ;D ;)

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #6 on: Fri, Oct 21, 2016, 09:16 AM »
"and in her eyes
           she seemed to know me

seemed to search in to
 

     my soul"


 :'(
   

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #7 on: Fri, Oct 21, 2016, 15:50 PM »

''the hours go by like sips of water, the record lies unbroken''

''You strike me, as somebody, whose four loads behind in the wash, need a little wifey''

but too many to list!





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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #8 on: Fri, Oct 21, 2016, 22:30 PM »
Like a rash among promiscuous friends.

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #9 on: Sun, Oct 23, 2016, 09:53 AM »
"It's not that I'm not fond of you
It's just that I'm a c*nt"
😉

kwaing

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #10 on: Sun, Oct 23, 2016, 12:57 PM »
"It's not that I'm not fond of you
It's just that I'm a c*nt"
😉

"It's not that I don't care for you it's just that I'm unkind."

My old gran might be long departed, but she still checks the Hub from time to time.

kwaing

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #11 on: Sun, Oct 23, 2016, 12:59 PM »

''the hours go by like sips of water, the record lies unbroken''

''You strike me, as somebody, who's four loads behind on the wash, you need a little wifey''

but too many to list!

I tried to let that one go. Couldn't.

Jackie

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #12 on: Sun, Oct 23, 2016, 13:27 PM »
"do you realise you've cut the guy ropes to my heart and off it floats into the dark, off it flapped until it broke"

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #13 on: Sun, Oct 23, 2016, 17:47 PM »
"Addicted to women, a dick to the ones that you're with"

I tried to let that one go. Couldn't.

I think you'll have to start including lyric sheets with your future releases. Besides, when did you start remembering your lines? I thought you just made them up as you go.

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #14 on: Mon, Oct 24, 2016, 09:11 AM »
There's a darkness i'll keep to myself.