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funky_nomad

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #15 on: Mon, Oct 24, 2016, 10:12 AM »
"Cat's foot, iron claw
Neuro surgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
21st century schizoid man"

Dubster

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #16 on: Mon, Oct 24, 2016, 16:26 PM »
'when the bell ringer sneaked into the bushes with our Mum...'

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #17 on: Mon, Oct 24, 2016, 19:48 PM »
"Cat's foot, iron claw
Neuro surgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
21st century schizoid man"

 ;D ;D ;D

ayjayemm

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #18 on: Mon, Oct 24, 2016, 21:08 PM »
What have I done ?
  The misery I've caused...

 And I don't understand her liking me

The Bass Rock just staring...
All the steeples stargazing... (in fact , all of 'And You Still Not Sleeping')

Promise you'll tell her, she's my favourite girl. In all the world

With each step forward
There's two looks back
And you're so bewildered and sad ( ...not a dry eye in the house)

I've been listening to old Lloyd, you know he really got it right, he hit the nail upon the head, without a fuss, without Commotions.

I could go on

baldpar

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #19 on: Mon, Oct 24, 2016, 21:49 PM »
I don't see her stepping out with me.

Leckers

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #20 on: Wed, Oct 26, 2016, 00:04 AM »
i had a heart but it got
broke, and never got it
to mend before i broke
it time and again, into
the bargain I hurt most
of my friends.

stephen

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #21 on: Wed, Oct 26, 2016, 10:43 AM »
At the back of my mind i was always hoping that i might just get by.

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #22 on: Thu, Oct 27, 2016, 11:48 AM »
Diamond studded morrows
Jewel encrusted mornings

And no doubt its white flour in my diet that's going to be the death of me
Sweet drum roll for those embittered big ideas

I'd been busy, worked out on a mangle.
To my surprise she said, you I could handle.

kwaing

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #23 on: Thu, Oct 27, 2016, 16:08 PM »
Diamond studded morals
Jewel encrusted mores

Hope that doesn't ruin it too much!

stephen

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #24 on: Thu, Oct 27, 2016, 16:59 PM »
white flour and sugar

tiffaldo

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #25 on: Thu, Nov 03, 2016, 22:59 PM »
right so its actually
'' her jealous accusations, know no bounds
  Scarlet Johansson was never in my house''

but I've spent weeks thinking it was

''Scarlet Johansson was never in my pants''

I'm not for a minute suggesting the original could be improved upon buuuuuuut....it is interesting.Half rhyme to be fair then again that never stopped Dob Bylan did it?

Mind you, just as well I didn't teach that one to the Syrian lads.

Lavinia

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #26 on: Fri, Nov 04, 2016, 08:50 AM »
right so its actually
'' her jealous accusations, know no bounds
  Scarlet Johansson was never in my house''

but I've spent weeks thinking it was

''Scarlet Johansson was never in my pants''

I'm not for a minute suggesting the original could be improved upon buuuuuuut....it is interesting.Half rhyme to be fair then again that never stopped Dob Bylan did it?

Mind you, just as well I didn't teach that one to the Syrian lads.


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I sing along often putting the wrong words in but I am always in tune!   

Can't leave the room my eyes swollen 

czefski

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #27 on: Sat, Feb 11, 2017, 22:37 PM »
I'm a freak
But I've hidden it well
No you haven't you freak

Nico Brad

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #28 on: Sat, Feb 11, 2017, 23:46 PM »
I was past 35 before my face made any sense.

FilthySwan

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Re: classic kc lines...
« Reply #29 on: Sat, Feb 11, 2017, 23:53 PM »

There's loads,  a current favourite is "pulled the bath plug off the thing that the chain hangs off"

My absolute favourite though is actually a co-write with me. "You're growing old, You're growing tits"