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funky_nomad

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Re: jools holland
« Reply #15 on: Thu, Oct 24, 2013, 09:00 AM »
No edit button?  :-[

D'oh!

Jackie

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Re: jools holland
« Reply #16 on: Thu, Oct 24, 2013, 09:09 AM »

0kaaaaay, sh0w biz chat:-

a11 the fr0nt[w0]men get t0 stand in a 1ine t0 shake j001s' hand bef0re the sh0w g0es 1ive

every sing1e 0ne 0f us st00d 5 ft 7" max in 0ur sh0es [este11e was even wearing hee1s] s0 i 100ked a10ng the 1ine - cuban dude, ph0nic hedgeh0g, greek du-kakis, me, then the 2 ga1s - and said "s0, when d0es sn0w white arrive?"

pyjama gave me a withering 100k and muttered "just y0u wait unti1 september 2011 ya twat" but este11e sn0rted and squeezed my arm and asked f0r j0n h0pkins ph0ne number

after i'd murdered "gn0me in a shitstance" the este11e band were a11 huge smi1es and giving us the thumbs up [but n0t up there, that a11 happened t0 0ur guitarist at the aftersh0w  :o]


*s0me 0f this stuff actua11y t00k p1ace*
;D I bet your showbiz chat is more interesting than PJH's

Kimmers

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Re: jools holland
« Reply #17 on: Thu, Oct 24, 2013, 09:14 AM »

0kaaaaay, sh0w biz chat:-

a11 the fr0nt[w0]men get t0 stand in a 1ine t0 shake j001s' hand bef0re the sh0w g0es 1ive

every sing1e 0ne 0f us st00d 5 ft 7" max in 0ur sh0es [este11e was even wearing hee1s] s0 i 100ked a10ng the 1ine - cuban dude, ph0nic hedgeh0g, greek du-kakis, me, then the 2 ga1s - and said "s0, when d0es sn0w white arrive?"

pyjama gave me a withering 100k and muttered "just y0u wait unti1 september 2011 ya twat" but este11e sn0rted and squeezed my arm and asked f0r j0n h0pkins ph0ne number

after i'd murdered "gn0me in a shitstance" the este11e band were a11 huge smi1es and giving us the thumbs up [but n0t up there, that a11 happened t0 0ur guitarist at the aftersh0w  :o]


*s0me 0f this stuff actua11y t00k p1ace*
;D I bet your showbiz chat is more interesting than PJH's
Yah, but this is a gal who dated Nick Cave...   :o

coilsandco

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Re: jools holland
« Reply #18 on: Thu, Oct 24, 2013, 09:20 AM »
"Nick, put the bins out!"

"FUCK YOU PJ I'M WORKING!"

funky_nomad

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Re: jools holland
« Reply #19 on: Thu, Oct 24, 2013, 09:23 AM »
"Nick, put the bins out!"

"FUCK YOU PJ I'M WORKING!"
;D

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Re: jools holland
« Reply #20 on: Thu, Oct 24, 2013, 11:12 AM »



... the este11e band were a11 huge smi1es and giving us the thumbs up [but n0t up there, that a11 happened t0 0ur guitarist at the aftersh0w  :o]


*s0me 0f this stuff actua11y t00k p1ace*

Well this can't be true, otherwise we'd have read about it in 'Heat'

Jackie

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Re: jools holland
« Reply #21 on: Thu, Oct 24, 2013, 12:11 PM »
"Nick, put the bins out!"

"FUCK YOU PJ I'M WORKING!"
It's pretty hard to imagine them ever engaging in light hearted banter or trying to remember when they last payed the window cleaner.

Jackie

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Re: jools holland
« Reply #22 on: Thu, Oct 24, 2013, 12:13 PM »
"Nick, put the bins out!"

"FUCK YOU PJ I'M WORKING!"
It's pretty hard to imagine them ever engaging in light hearted banter or trying to remember when they last payed the window cleaner.
---or even paid the window cleaner ::)

coilsandco

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Re: jools holland
« Reply #23 on: Thu, Oct 24, 2013, 12:21 PM »
I'd say it was a laugh a minute in Nick and PJ's house.  PJ and Duncan's house on the other hand would have been good fun.

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Re: jools holland
« Reply #24 on: Fri, Oct 25, 2013, 14:41 PM »
Surely this gives us the answer to the other thread about what song kc should cover. Nick cave and kylie Minogue,  "where the wild roses grow" a mid tempo waltz about killing your girlfriend,  perfect for the squeezbox with gummi on the kylie parts!! :) :) :) :)

Kimmers

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Re: jools holland
« Reply #25 on: Fri, Oct 25, 2013, 14:42 PM »
Surely this gives us the answer to the other thread about what song kc should cover. Nick cave and kylie Minogue,  "where the wild roses grow" a mid tempo waltz about killing your girlfriend,  perfect for the squeezbox with gummi on the kylie parts!! :) :) :) :)
;D ;D

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Re: jools holland
« Reply #26 on: Fri, Oct 25, 2013, 14:47 PM »
with gummi on the kylie's parts!! :) :) :) :)

That's quite an image.

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Re: jools holland
« Reply #27 on: Fri, Oct 25, 2013, 14:54 PM »
Would definitely tickle  :)